10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"