10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.