10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.