10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones