10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it