10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Poker is for loners.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow