10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is for loners.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.