10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves