10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine