10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP