10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from