10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
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- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha