10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.