10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"