10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is for loners.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris