10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com