10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!