10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"