10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Fold and live to fold again
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.