10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Fold and live to fold again
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson