10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Fold and live to fold again
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."