10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from