10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth