10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• It's Free To Fold...
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.