10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha