10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Poker is for loners.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.