10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi