10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow