10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• It's Free To Fold...
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez