10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament