10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"