10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves