10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers