10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "No river, no fish."