10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.