10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers