10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."