10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-