10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "No river, no fish."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."