10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.