10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones