10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "No river, no fish."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."