10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain