10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is