10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.