10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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