10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.