10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --