10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave