10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament